Monday, March 28, 2011

You know you're an expat when....

Dear Mr. Waiter,

No, I do not need a fork and spoon. The only thing I need less is your condescending reaction upon learning I know how to handle myself with a pair of chopsticks. Having lived in Asia for three years, I'd like to think I've picked up more than a stomach bug.


Not Eating At Your Restaurant Again

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