Because Stone Cold said so

So "Stone Cold" Steve Austin had some things to say about marriage equality recently. They were, as you might expect, not for the delicate of ear. Those less easily offended can proceed below the fold for his words.

So sayeth Stone Cold:

"I don't give a shit if two guys, two gals, guy-gal, whatever it is, I believe that any human being in America, or any human being in the goddamn world, that wants to be married, and if it's same-sex, more power to 'em."

"What also chaps my ass, some of these churches, have the high horse that they get on and say 'we as a church do not believe in that.' Which one of these motherfuckers talked to God, and God said that same-sex marriage was a no-can-do?"

"OK, so two cats can't get married if they want to get married, but then a guy can go murder 14 people, molest five kids, then go to fucking prison, and accept God and He's going to let him into heaven? After the fact that he did all that shit? See that's all horseshit to me, that don't jive with me."

And that, as they say, is the bottom line. The Internet is all abuzz after Indiana reminded everyone bigotry is not confined to the South, but if we're going to establish sincerely-held religious beliefs as the standard to impose one's on other people's lives, clearly some people are starting to see the bright side.

Now that's the kind of Christian theocracy I can support.